Saturday, November 1, 2008

Phillies are the new Yankees

I am not a sports fan. I am an athletic fan, meaning that I respect and appreciate their dedication and the training it takes to be the best. I like going to various sports games and enjoy watching everything, including the fans. HOWEVER...

I now have a hatred for the Phillies fans. I have a familial relation that was at the World Series in Philly. They are familially related to the Rays team and were there to enjoy the game and to see their father play in his first World Series and everyone was very excited.

Last I heard baseball was an All American sport and from what I understand there are usually TWO teams that play against each other in every sport in every game. Each team usually has fans that root for their team and sometimes there is heckling that goes on. Usually, that is a good natured thing and adds fun to the festivities. Again, I believe there is always two teams, right?

What kind of assholes spit on a 6 year old girl for wearing Rays gear? What kind of 'men' (and I am using that term very, very lightly here) throw cups at little old GREAT Grandmothers who are there to watch their son reach the pinnacle of his career? What kind of beer bellied neanderthals threaten a 20 year old kid who is all alone, pops out to smoke a cigarette before bringing everyone back a drink, and calls him a faggot and tries to intimidate the shit out of him. What kind of assholes does such thing? Phillies fans.

This family, WHO ARE FROM PENNSYLVANIA, had to have an armed escort to and from their seats every day after the first game.

The Phillies can go fuck themselves. What happened to America?

And as a side note, I don't think either team played their best and the Pissers deserved their win, but I will forever remember this game and that city for spitting on such an adorable child. What is she going to think about baseball after that?

Go fuck yourselves again. Bastards.

7 comments:

SkylersDad said...

So if I can read through the subtle undertones, you are not very happy with the Philly's fans? ;^)

Dr Zibbs said...

For how much people make a joke out of Phillies, that type of stuff sucks!

Anonymous said...

Some people just take competition to a whole ridiculous level.

I only spit on people when they wake me up too early.

Chris the Hippie said...

Good rant!

I've never been to a hockey game or whatever it is that they were playing, but I went to a football game once and they had all the fans from OUR team sitting on this side and all the idiots cheering for the OTHER team on the other side. Don't they always do that?

steakbellie said...

I thought you were going to rag on us for chanting 'Eva' when Evan Longoria batted.

Seems like we're much worse than that. Despicable, honestly....

T said...

Philly Fans are dick-headed dicks!
-Let's bomb 'em!

katrocket said...

Hey, I thought you stopped blogging so I haven't dropped in for a visit. But now you're talking about sports! I don't know anything about baseball, so that means I have nothing to say except "Hi Leonesse, how's it going?"