Thursday, November 27, 2008

Carpool Lane

On of the benefits of riding with your spouse to work is the Carpool Lane. I can pay bills while he gets the joy of passing all the other people standing in traffic. It's a win/win.

As you might suspect, I have a bitch about this lane.

The carpool lane is NOT a make your own speed lane. You cannot go 90 in it and ride our asses when it is clear the other lanes are blocked solid and we can't move over just to let you by. The highways now have speed cameras every few miles and speed vans in between, dipshit, have you not noticed?

It also is not the slow lane when you have two people with you and the other lanes are blocked. You aren't allowed to go 45 fucking miles per hour in it. That kinda beats the point when you are in the carpool lane, doesn't it? Going as slow, if not slower, than the rest of the highway?

Also, a good point, if you have the name of your business on the side of your pickup it is not a good idea to slow down even more, to 20 miles UNDER the speed limit on purpose to be an asshole, then flip us off when we drive by **** Construction and Remodeling at 602 ###-####. It is a very tight market right now and some of our best friends are realtors. Baaaaad move.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you just made that company up.

Chris the Hippie said...

I think Poo just made that comment up.

Leonesse said...

Nope, I have his name and number down on an envelope. I just never called it. He was quite the asshat.

Le Meems said...

Get Um Girl!

Vanessajhrx said...

Nope, I have his name and number down on an envelope. I just never called it. He was quite the asshat.