Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Basic Instinct

I admit to not being all up-to-date like Beckeye. I used to have a life that didn't revolve around screens (t.v., internet, sun), so forgive me if I haven't seen the movie Basic Instinct before last night.

I have to ask... What the hell was that piece of crap? Did it really become popular just because of the sex scenes and no panties? I admit to having watched it on regular telly so I missed most of those, which I doubt would have changed my mind.

This was a horrible piece of drivel that had plot holes bigger than Sharon's Vajayjay.

13 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

That movie was pure junk

SkylersDad said...

Hey! I clicked over here right away because I thought you were doing some leg crossing!

No more teasing us lady!

And yes, that movie was crap...bubfknb

Anonymous said...

It's a pile of rancid, flesh-eating shite. Plus you don't really see much of her lulu anyways, so hype much? Not that I WANT to see Sharon Stone's nasty snizz or anything but if you're going to hype a movie on it there better be a full-on vaj shot. There I said it. Plus Michael Douglas is nasty to the max.

rcubed said...

Yes, well said, psychosec. I'm riding on the coattails of your comment, although I'd never know what "snizz" meant without that context.

But Leonesse, really? You just saw Basic Instinct? What's next, Risky Business?
Ok, you're right, I just saw ET last year so who the hell am I to throw stones?

katrocket said...

I don't need to see this movie. I have people in my life to act it out for me.

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

Basic Instinct? I always get it confused with the rabbit boiling one - Fatal Attraction. Crapola.

McGone said...

I never really understood why Sharon Stone got popular, lack of panties aside. She acts with all the conviction of wet cardboard. And I don't even know what that analogy means!

Bert Bananas said...

Man, you are so cutting edge! I wonder if I should rent it...?

Leonesse said...

Zibbs, we are in full agreement. Even without actually seeing her junk.

skylerspappy, I'm married. My legs are always crossed.

PsychoSec, Nasty snizz is my new phrase. Thank you for that.

r(3), ET came out waaaay before Crotchless Sharon, Crotchety Douglas. Make fun of me, will ya?

kat, The icepick part or the sex scenes parts?

Lunchlady, I think Fatal Attraction was on before Basic Instinct. I think they must have had a Michael Douglas Likes Whacky Women festival or something.

McGone, I think I could get some great stuff from wet cardboard, Stones, notsomuch.

Bert, like you didn't wear out the copy you already have. I would save the money unless there really is a beav shot in the unedited version. Nevermind, I would just save the money.

Dale said...

I wish they had arrested her for smoking. She sucked more than just the ciggie.

WendyB said...

If you want to see something really bad, see Basic Instinct 2. I had to go to a premiere, and people were openly laughing during parts that weren't meant to be funny.

sparrow said...

LOL @ Katrocket!!!!

BeckEye said...

Well, compared to "Sliver," "Basic Instinct" is like "Citizen Kane."

I'm laughing at Wendy's comment because, back when I used to work for the PR firm, we were promoting this IMAX movie about bicyclists and we had to be at the premiere at Loewe's. A couple of the girls I was working with managed to get free passes to the premiere of "Basic Instinct 2" which was showing downstairs. (I actually caught a brief glimpse of that whore, Stone.) I could have gone, but wisely chose not to. Anyway, they also told me that people were laughing during the movie. But the funniest part was that apparently Sharon gave some intro speech before the movie (she didn't even stick around for all the heckling) and said something to the effect of dedicating the movie to people with AIDS. Then the first scene was of some guy's hand down her pants. I actually wrote about this at the time.