What the hell is with this getting up early crap? I mean, I got up pretty damn early for someone that had nowhere to go, but this 6am crap is for the birds. Yes, those things cackling outside my window right now. The kicker? I don't have to be up yet, but LK does, so I am dead assed tired and I am not even getting paid for it.
I feel my caffeine addiction coming back. I gave up the stuff about a month ago and have now had it 3 days in a row and I am damned sure going out today and getting more like a meth-head just coming down off a 9 hour handlebar polish.
Caaaafffeeeiiinnnnneee. I would settle for a beer, but at 10am on a Monday, that might be a little unseemly.*
*who am I kidding, I declared any day where I was up early and working outside as Beer for Breakfast days. If I am out digging in the yard or installing a fence before 10am, then I damn sure deserve a beer in Arizona for that at any damn time I choose. Queen's Rules.
Blogversary 17
3 months ago
6 comments:
Welcome to my world, I have not slept past 6 AM since Skyler was born.
Without coffee - I would die.
There should be a IHOP Into a Beer Keg for breakfast place. It could be right next Coco's Malt & Hops Shop!
They both could serve that beer with caffeine in it like from the Drew Carey Show. Everyone could be like "good shmorning bosth" when they walked into work... -as long as our job was breathing into customers' faces to get them the hell outta here.
Oh, and I betcha no one would care if you didn't iron your clothes that morning.
...and getting more like a meth-head just coming down off a 9 hour handlebar polish...
Brilliant.
Oh, and I start the coffee at 5:30 a.m. Come on by.
Yeah, I remember sleep.
I went without coffee today and I had to point it out to my girlfriend like I deserved a freakin' medal or something. I'm really a junkie for the bean.
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